Multiple me's

I believe I have multiple personalities. You could know a couple of these Eric's if you pay enough attention. Here are just a few species of Eric:

Video Game Eric: Is in it to win it. Very competitive. Usually spotted playing call of duty or Halo. Commonly associated with swearing, messiness, and Anthony Clarke.

Youthful Rebellion Eric: Sloppy, lazy, and defiant. This is an Eric you might see scribbling and writing in his notebook about how German class sucks. If you watch carefully you might see this Eric get in a fight with his parents.

"Druggie" Eric: Doesn't actually do drugs, but if you didn't know better you might say he did. Spacey, always eating, and laid-back, this guy is actually among the more amiable species.

Drama Eric: Quirky, clumsy, and funny, this Eric comes out of hibernation during 5th period and sometimes after school. A good friend, but surprisingly prone to self-consciousness.

Performance Eric: This guy is extremely outgoing. Doesn't care what people think, just goes out to have fun, put on a great show, and party like it's 1999! Has a mutualistic relationship with Youthful Rebellion Eric.

Musician Eric: Low-key and creative are the words that describe this one. Unsure of himself sometimes but is capable of creating awesome music. Plays as a foil to Performance Eric.

Angst Eric: Moody and hates you, me and everyone else in the world. Not a friendly creature. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!!!

"Dude" Eric: A combination of Video Game Eric, "Druggie" Eric, and Youthful Rebellion Eric. Makes sex jokes, swears, eats, is sloppy, and thinks school sucks. Insults people, but all in good humor. Sometimes is a jerk, and is not to attractive to parents and females.<-----If someone makes a joke about that, I will kill them.

Friend Eric: Loyal and trustworthy. No matter what, this guy's got your back.

Crazy Eric: Does wild things and has no self respect whatsoever. Rarely seen.

"Veg" Eric: Easy going and laid-back, this Eric likes to just hang out, listen to music, and talk. Extremely friendly and is willing to have a good time.


Usually these different species co-exist in a friendly way to create the Eric you all know and love. However, at certain times, one personality may become more prominent or, in rare cases, take over the host completely, making an extreme form of itself. If a personality becomes more prominent, it is usually at a specific time or place. Sometimes, a personality strays in to an area it is usually not seen, making for some interesting situations. See if you can spot hints of these Eric's in every day life. Think of it as an Eric safari hunt. No trophy killing!